4/26 - 6pm eastern!

SLOW HEAVY DOOM

SLOWER, HEAVIER, THICCCER and so much more doom! New Slow heavy thiccc tees, doom rerelease, fleece shorts and the mighty CTHULHU!

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MYSTERY KOOZIES PACK

MYSTERY KOOZIES PACK

$ 10.00

Koozie season is on the horizon! Get some mystery koozie packs! 

3/ $10 

no 2 koozies are the same, different color combos

along with different front and back designs ! 

WAR PARTY GOODIE BAG

WAR PARTY GOODIE BAG

$ 35.00

Missed the Unleashed War Party?! Have no fear, I have a few loaded goodies bags for you!

only 20 bags available!

  • 1 unleashed drawstring 
  • 1 2x3' unleashed banner
  • 1 unleashed smelling salt bottle 
  • 1 unleashed id tag 
  • 2 day of wrist bands 
  • 2 mystery koozies
  • 3 rubber warparty wrist bands 
WAR PARTY SALTS
WAR PARTY SALTS
WAR PARTY SALTS
WAR PARTY SALTS

WAR PARTY SALTS

$ 15.00

Its like someone trapped the essence of the TrollDaddy in a bottle. Ready to uppercut you in the face with his sweet sweet salts! 

  • TO ACTIVATE SALTS. Follow Directions on bottle....
  • - Add 7.5 ml water ( bottle cap ammount) 
  • - Shake to awaken inner war party souls trapped inside 
  • Made From none other than the salt god himself Obsidian Ammonia ! 

     

    Serpent DeathCrew - Tee
    Serpent DeathCrew - Tee
    Serpent DeathCrew - Tee
    Serpent DeathCrew - Tee

    Serpent DeathCrew - Tee

    $ 28.00

    Good ol Serpent Deathcrew is back ! 

     

    Savage Barbell - Long Sleeve Tee

    Savage Barbell - Long Sleeve Tee

    $ 32.00

    Savage Barbell is back ! 

     

    Savage Barbell - Tee

    Savage Barbell - Tee

    $ 28.00

    Savage Barbell is back ! 



    CYBERPUNK - Long Sleeve Tee

    CYBERPUNK - Long Sleeve Tee

    $ 32.00

    After trying to finish this design for 3454 years, its finally done and ready for preorder! 

    CYBERPUNK - Tee

    CYBERPUNK - Tee

    $ 28.00

    After trying to finish this design for 3454 years, its finally done and ready for preorder! 

     

    UNLEASHED World Tour - Tee (PRE ORDER CLOSED)
    UNLEASHED World Tour - Tee (PRE ORDER CLOSED)
    UNLEASHED World Tour - Tee (PRE ORDER CLOSED)
    UNLEASHED World Tour - Tee (PRE ORDER CLOSED)

    UNLEASHED World Tour - Tee (PRE ORDER CLOSED)

    $ 28.00

    Unleashed World Tee is out! This is the meet shirt for unleashed 2, even if you cant make it to unleashed you can still join the war party with this bad boy! 

     

    Most Wanted - Folding Chair Tee

    Most Wanted - Folding Chair Tee

    $ 28.00

    Lift Evils MOST WANTED 

    IYKYK

     

     

    Testimonials

    Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy *IS* God.

    Rex

    Yes, Pete, it is. Actually, it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land."

    Alice cooper

    Fuck! Fuck! (Singing) Fuuuuck! The demon code prevents me, from declining a rock-off challenge. What are your terms, what's the catch?

    satan