SQUAT SHORTS - FENRIR SQUAT SHORTS - ONI BANNER- Oni BANNER- SavageLand BANNER- Succubus

New and improved squat shorts!

SQUAT SHORTS LIVE!

Our new kick ass squat shorts are finally here for preorder! 2 bad ass designs and oh yeah a whole batch of new banners !

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SQUAT SHORTS - FENRIR
SQUAT SHORTS - FENRIR
SQUAT SHORTS - FENRIR
SQUAT SHORTS - FENRIR

SQUAT SHORTS - FENRIR

$ 42.00

Our new and improved version 2.0 squat shorts are finally FINALLY here ! 

  •  4 way stretch material 
  • spandex crotch center
  • elastic waistband w/ internal drawstring
  • 7" inseam 
  • 2"side slits
  • zippered side pockets
  • yes you read that correctly ..ZIPPERED SIDE POCKETS
  • squat and smdfdb proof! 

 

PREORDER  7/18/22 - 7/23/22

EXPECTED SHIPPING  8/15/22 - 8/22/22

 

Waist measurement is whole waist in inches. 

Waist size was shifted A size to allow for bigger quads

 SIZE WAIST LENGTH
XSMALL 30-40 16.5
SMALL 32-42 17
MEDIUM 34-44 17.5
LARGE 36-46 18
XL 38-48 18.5
2XL 40-50 19
3XL 42-52 19.5
4XL 44-54 20
SQUAT SHORTS - ONI
SQUAT SHORTS - ONI
SQUAT SHORTS - ONI
SQUAT SHORTS - ONI

SQUAT SHORTS - ONI

$ 42.00

Our new and improved version 2.0 squat shorts are finally FINALLY here ! 

  •  4 way stretch material 
  • spandex crotch center
  • elastic waistband w/ internal drawstring
  • 7" inseam 
  • 2"side slits
  • zippered side pockets
  • yes you read that correctly ..ZIPPERED SIDE POCKETS
  • squat and smdfdb proof! 

 

PREORDER  7/18/22 - 7/23/22

EXPECTED SHIPPING  8/15/22 - 8/22/22

 

Waist measurement is whole waist in inches. 

Waist size was shifted A size to allow for bigger quads

 SIZE WAIST LENGTH
XSMALL 30-40 16.5
SMALL 32-42 17
MEDIUM 34-44 17.5
LARGE 36-46 18
XL 38-48 18.5
2XL 40-50 19
3XL 42-52 19.5
4XL 44-54 20
BANNER- Oni

BANNER- Oni

$ 35.00

Savage land  BANNER ! 

  • 3 x 5 Ft
  • 5 x 8 Ft 
  • High quality printed on Light weight Durable Nylon Cloth
  • comes with corner grommets for easy hanging

PREORDER  7/18/22 - 7/23/22

EXPECTED SHIPPING  8/15/22 - 8/22/22

BANNER- SavageLand

BANNER- SavageLand

$ 35.00

Savage land  BANNER ! 

  • 3 x 5 Ft
  • 5 x 8 Ft 
  • High quality printed on Light weight Durable Nylon Cloth
  • comes with corner grommets for easy hanging

PREORDER  7/18/22 - 7/23/22

EXPECTED SHIPPING  8/15/22 - 8/22/22

BANNER- Succubus

BANNER- Succubus

$ 35.00

Succubus BANNER ! 

  • 3 x 5 Ft
  • 5 x 8 Ft 
  • High quality printed on Light weight Durable Nylon Cloth
  • comes with corner grommets for easy hanging

PREORDER  7/18/22 - 7/23/22

EXPECTED SHIPPING  8/15/22 - 8/22/22

BANNER- Evil Mecha

BANNER- Evil Mecha

$ 35.00

Rainbow Bridge  BANNER ! 

  • 3 x 5 Ft
  • 5 x 8 Ft 
  • High quality printed on Light weight Durable Nylon Cloth
  • comes with corner grommets for easy hanging

PREORDER  7/18/22 - 7/23/22

EXPECTED SHIPPING  8/15/22 - 8/22/22

BANNER- Valhalla

BANNER- Valhalla

$ 35.00

Rainbow Bridge  BANNER ! 

  • 3 x 5 Ft
  • 5 x 8 Ft 
  • High quality printed on Light weight Durable Nylon Cloth
  • comes with corner grommets for easy hanging

PREORDER  7/18/22 - 7/23/22

EXPECTED SHIPPING  8/15/22 - 8/22/22

BANNER- Rainbow Bridge

BANNER- Rainbow Bridge

$ 35.00

Rainbow Bridge  BANNER ! 

  • 3 x 5 Ft
  • 5 x 8 Ft 
  • High quality printed on Light weight Durable Nylon Cloth
  • comes with corner grommets for easy hanging

PREORDER  7/18/22 - 7/23/22

EXPECTED SHIPPING  8/15/22 - 8/22/22

BANNER- Cthulhu

BANNER- Cthulhu

$ 35.00

Cthulhu BANNER ! 

  • 3 x 5 Ft
  • 5 x 8 Ft 
  • High quality printed on Light weight Durable Nylon Cloth
  • comes with corner grommets for easy hanging

PREORDER  7/18/22 - 7/23/22

EXPECTED SHIPPING  8/15/22 - 8/22/22

BANNER- Fenrir

BANNER- Fenrir

$ 35.00

FENRIR  BANNER ! 

  • 3 x 5 Ft
  • 5 x 8 Ft 
  • High quality printed on Light weight Durable Nylon Cloth
  • comes with corner grommets for easy hanging

PREORDER  7/18/22 - 7/23/22

EXPECTED SHIPPING  8/15/22 - 8/22/22

Testimonials

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Rex

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Alice cooper

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satan