Preorder open from 9/4 -9/11 (shirts will be printed and then shipped 1-2 weeks AFTER preorder closes! )
Bind Torture Kilo - Tee (Preorder)
Regular price
$ 30.00
Bringing back an old brutal one!
Preorder open from 9/4 -9/11 (shirts will be printed and then shipped 1-2 weeks AFTER preorder closes! )
Lift Evil Slasher- Tee (Preorder)
Regular price
$ 30.00
My fav time of year for more slasher designs!
Preorder open from 9/4 -9/11 (shirts will be printed and then shipped 1-2 weeks AFTER preorder closes! )
Resting Squat Face- Tee (Preorder)
Regular price
$ 30.00
Resting Squat Face!
Which are you ?
Preorder open from 9/4 -9/11 (shirts will be printed and then shipped 1-2 weeks AFTER preorder closes! )
Brand of Evil - 3" Womens Shorts (Preorder)
Regular price
$ 30.00
New Womens 3" booty shorts!
Awesome shorts with a comfortable stretchy material, super comfortable fit and most importantly not see through at all!
8.3-ounce, 86/14 poly/spandex
Knit waistband
3-inch inseam
Compression fit
Preorder open from 7/29 -8/8 (Shorts will be printed and then shipped 1-2 weeks AFTER preorder closes! )
Brand of Evil - 4" Troll Silkie's (Preorder)
Regular price
$ 25.00
New LiftEvil 4" "Troll Silkies" Shorts . Yes we finally have a "Silkies" like shorts!
Similar to "ranger Panties" Except in a 4" inseam! If you ever needed a short that you wanted to feel completely nakie in but not have anyone see your weeeeinnnneerr , then these are it! No snagging, light, breathable and with an Inner Liner!
*if you want a shorter short/ inseam, I recommend sizing down, shorts are incredibly stretchy!
4.4 oz poly Fabric
1" covered elastic waistband with drawcord
Inner brief with elastic leg openings
Less seethrough than original silkies!
Preorder open from 7/29 -8/8 (Shorts will be printed and then shipped 1-2 weeks AFTER preorder closes! )
Brand of Evil - Tee (Preorder)
Regular price
$ 30.00
Brand of Evil !
Preorder open from 7/29 -8/8 (shirts will be printed and then shipped 1-2 weeks AFTER preorder closes! )
Brand of Evil - Fridge Magnets (2 Pack)
Regular price
$ 15.00
Sale price
$ 3.00
2 Pack Fridge magnet set!
1- 3.5" X 2.5" Magnet Backed leather logo
1- 2.5" X 2" Magnet Backed leather logo
Brand of Evil -Velcro Patch
Regular price
$ 15.00
Sale price
$ 5.00
3.5" X 2" Velcro Backed Leatherette Patch
Both hook and loop Velcro (cut to shape )Included with the hook Velcro Glued to patch.
Raid The Beach - Tee
Regular price
$ 30.00
Raid the beach!!! RooOOOOWWWWwwww!!!!!
Wave of Death - Tee
Regular price
$ 30.00
Wave of Death!
Don't Let the wave of death come for you!
shipwrecked and swole - Tee
Regular price
$ 30.00
Shipwrecked and swole!
Who needs a message in a bottle when you can blast some tren and lift logs on an island !
Shirt is printed on a dyed Heavyweight Comfort Colors tee
Magnetic TrollSeals (5pack)
Regular price
$ 25.00
"The TrollDaddy Protects"
This is a pack of 5 large Sized Troll seal leather Magnets!
You will get one of each trollseal magnets
nolift skulls
nolift
slow heavy thiccc
peepeepoopoo
smdfdb
magnets are 6" long
magnets come with a strong 1" magnet imbedded inside!
All have a protecting canvas backing to make sure magnet doesnt fall out !
Beach Klvt - Tee
Regular price
$ 20.00
Beach Klvt - Splish Splash your castles ash!!!!!!!!!!
Beach Klvt - Tank
Regular price
$ 18.00
Beach Klvt - Splish Splash your castles ash!!!!!!!!!!
Comfort Color tanks!
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